Conversations.

Sometimes my dear friend Kimmie and I have awesome conversations....

me: nom nom nom

me: that is the sound of me eating chocolatey treats

Kimmie:...

me: I take this lack of response to mean you are NOT eating chocolatey treats in which case I have a solution...you should come over and pick up chocolatey treats that I kept safe from rabid chocolatey treat zombies...in my fridge...I cannot ensure their safety

Kimmie: I have a better solution. Come here with said chocolatey treats and great will be your reward!

me: what kind of reward

Kimmie: It's a surprise.

me:....

In my mind:
(....but I don't wanna drive all the way to Lehi....it is so very far far away....especially after work and in traffic with possible chances of snow in Utah...and having to get up the next day to go to work...did I mention in traffic in Utah? I might kill someone with the chocolatey treats....I might used them as a grenade and people will think that I was trying to be nice and share yummy treats but I will be like no....F%$^ you...here have a grenade of chocolatey treats that will blow you up to nothingness so I can drive on the freeway without traffic...and yes...this would totally happen...and it would totally work...and it would be awesome....)