Kimmie and I enjoy watching sappy movies on lifetime and this talk began with us talking about recording the Marry me movie with Lucy Liu...which is super cute btw and has awesome commentary...you should watch
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Sarah Roberts: I recorded both too LOL
Sarah Roberts: I just hope it isn't the same one as last night for both...that will make me sad....Andy wants to see the rest too! My cute little gay husband of mine :D
Sarah Roberts: Who isn't really gay but sometimes likes gay things...but there are different categories of gayness
Sarah Roberts: ....This one falls under ultra feminine and sappy
Kimmie: Aw.
Sarah Roberts: Kind of like he should go buy a box of tampons and get the tissues ready kind of gay
Sarah Roberts: But it isn't his fault
Sarah Roberts: He was watching it not by choice but by proxy....
Sarah Roberts: :D
Kimmie: Well...Thomas chose to watch Bad Girl's Club all day by himself.
Sarah Roberts: I'm a little bored and in need of entertainment....can u tell? So I figure if I ramble on and on about nothing in particular soon it will be time to go home
Kimmie: So, what does that make him?
Kimmie: Haha.
Sarah Roberts: It makes him a closet transvestite whore prostitute gay
Sarah Roberts: :D
Kimmie: I'm watching another Lifetime movie, playing Bejeweled Blitz and talking to you.
Sarah Roberts: I haven't seen the show but I am assuming it is one of those total lame-o reality shows
Kimmie: I haven't seen it either. Apparently it's pretty insane.
Sarah Roberts: The kind that innocent bystanders only watch because its like a train wreck and u can't turn away or...u really are that kind of a "low class" individual and enjoy watching lame-o stupid pointless reality shows about whores because it gives u hope that one day that will be u and u will also be a famous white trash hooker
Kimmie: Exactly.
Sarah Roberts: I am trying to be funny
Sarah Roberts: :D
Sarah Roberts: I am assuming Thomas was an innocent bystander
Sarah Roberts: And he got trapped with their evil hypnotic u better watch me so I can be famous mantras
Sarah Roberts: And he was too weak to resist and so he gave in and watched it
Sarah Roberts: I don't really like reality shows....can u tell?
Kimmie: I hate them too.
Kimmie: I would rather poke my eye with a plastic fork than watch that crap.
Kimmie: I teased him all day for it.
Sarah Roberts: Ok good we are on the same page...
Sarah Roberts: I would rather vomit up my spleen and other internal organs and die from shock and bacterial infections while having AIDS than watch reality tv
Kimmie: Wow.
Sarah Roberts: Yup
Sarah Roberts: But I like lifetime
Sarah Roberts: And the food network
Sarah Roberts: I'll even watch sports if andy is in control of the remote
Kimmie: Blah. Only rarely on the sports for me.
Sarah Roberts: Like I said...if andy is in control of the remote
Sarah Roberts: I don't choose to watch sports
Sarah Roberts: Unless its the olympics
Kimmie: Yeah.
Conclusion: Andy = sports + occasional lifetime movies + other chicky things occasionally = genderless-> sports and occasional lifetime movies and cother chicky things cancel each other out
Thomas = reality shows = transvestite
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You know what's funny? Speaking of Marry Me... So I went to watch Part 2 on Monday night, and he moaned and groaned and went away to the other room. All this fuss over a {actually very witty} "Lifetime" movie after watching Bad Girls Club alllll daaay long ALONE? REALLY, husband?!
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